Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Tough Times

I can make a man leave his wife
For the breast of a young heifer
Make him throw away his life
Buy the young girl silk and his wife polyester

I can put a blunt in the hands of a summa cum laude
Take her from a 4.0 to a 1.4 in just 1 semester
She used to hit the books, now she only likes to party
She used to play shy, but now she’s the aggressor

I can make a dime piece strictly lickly
Make her date Ester instead of Lester
Just 1 try & she changed teams quickly
Her sex was a 3 button front but now it’s a double breaster

I can tell a stockbroker his quota is impossible to reach
Make him lie and steal from his investor
He’s putting equity before ethics & trust is beached
Now he’s hiding avoiding an SEC Inspector

Hi…My name is Pressure

2 comments:

J Sherer said...

Nice. I love the polyester/semester rhyme. That was sick. Very cool.

Unknown said...

Thanks...I was just having a little fun.